What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do I get people to see my writing? I'm having a really hard time getting my writing out there. I post on Tumblr, but not many see it.

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

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Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

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So they tried

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No way

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do men love swallowing more then women? Is it just because women just don't try eating CUM? they be missing some delicious CUM.. Life is short and women are missing out of lots of enjoyment..

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...